��1 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,503 Someone once said if it was raining brains... 2 00:00:52,842 --> 00:00:54,880 Roxy Robinson wouldn't even get wet. 3 00:01:06,343 --> 00:01:09,544 Roxy spent his life making two and two into five. 4 00:01:10,219 --> 00:01:12,921 He could smell trouble like others smelled gas. 5 00:01:13,635 --> 00:01:14,666 But believe you me... 6 00:01:14,886 --> 00:01:18,216 he shouldn't have taken that alley by Parito's bakery. 7 00:01:42,597 --> 00:01:44,054 Your name Robinson? 8 00:01:45,056 --> 00:01:46,679 Roxy Robinson? 9 00:01:46,847 --> 00:01:48,672 You work for Fat Sam? 10 00:01:52,389 --> 00:01:55,174 Whatever game it was, sure as eggs... 11 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:58,263 is eggs, Roxy the Weasel had been scrambled. 12 00:03:33,274 --> 00:03:35,941 I should be filling you in. 13 00:03:36,441 --> 00:03:39,108 This guy's the hero of our story. 14 00:03:39,274 --> 00:03:41,147 Name of Bugsy Malone. 15 00:03:41,316 --> 00:03:46,353 A nice guy, a little too popular with the broads. 16 00:03:46,983 --> 00:03:50,729 Italian mother, Irish father. Grown up confused. 17 00:03:51,359 --> 00:03:55,852 Kinda mixed up. By the way, my name's Sam. 18 00:03:56,317 --> 00:03:58,060 Fat Sam, because of my physique. 19 00:03:58,443 --> 00:03:59,640 I ain't no dumb-bell. 20 00:03:59,818 --> 00:04:03,231 And this ain't no bookshop. This is my place. 21 00:04:03,694 --> 00:04:06,312 Fat Sam's Grand Slam. Best joint in town. 22 00:04:06,944 --> 00:04:08,223 - Hi, Jelly. - Hi, Bugsy. 23 00:04:37,905 --> 00:04:40,310 We interrupt this program to bring you a news flash. 24 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:43,902 We have reports of an incident on the Lower East side... 25 00:04:44,072 --> 00:04:48,316 involving the man known as Roxy the Weasel. 26 00:04:48,573 --> 00:04:51,736 Believed to be a member of the gang of mobster king... 27 00:04:51,907 --> 00:04:54,477 Fat Sam Stacette. Robinson was the victim of a... 28 00:04:54,656 --> 00:04:56,446 sensational event. 29 00:04:56,616 --> 00:04:59,069 We go over to our reporter on the spot... 30 00:04:59,698 --> 00:05:00,445 So tell me. 31 00:05:01,407 --> 00:05:03,481 How'd you allow this to happen? 32 00:05:04,199 --> 00:05:07,861 Roxy was one of my best! What have you got to say... 33 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:09,526 you bunch of dummies? 34 00:05:10,117 --> 00:05:11,314 Call yourselves hoodlums? 35 00:05:11,783 --> 00:05:14,532 You're a disgrace to the profession. You hear me? 36 00:05:15,951 --> 00:05:18,949 And most of all, a disgrace to me. Fat Sam. 37 00:05:20,118 --> 00:05:22,949 And we all know who's behind this. 38 00:05:23,243 --> 00:05:24,404 Sure do, boss. 39 00:05:24,577 --> 00:05:26,318 Don't need a hatful of brains... 40 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,610 - do you? - Certainly not, boss. 41 00:05:28,785 --> 00:05:31,569 So who is it, dummies? Tell me! Who? 42 00:05:31,744 --> 00:05:33,153 - Dandy... - Dan. 43 00:05:33,535 --> 00:05:35,241 Don't mention that name in this office! 44 00:05:35,411 --> 00:05:37,200 Take it easy, boss, sit down. 45 00:05:39,119 --> 00:05:39,735 Come in. 46 00:05:40,828 --> 00:05:44,822 I'm Blousey Brown. I'm a singer, for the audition. 47 00:05:45,161 --> 00:05:46,702 A singer. A singer! 48 00:05:46,994 --> 00:05:49,401 I don't need a singer. Come back tomorrow. 49 00:05:51,370 --> 00:05:54,155 How about my audition? You said okay last week. 50 00:05:54,412 --> 00:05:57,494 Am I going mad? Are my ears playing tricks on me? 51 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,702 Will you get out of here! 52 00:06:00,454 --> 00:06:03,785 Dancers, dancers, surrounded by namby-pamby dancers... 53 00:06:03,955 --> 00:06:06,622 singers, piano players and banjo players... 54 00:06:07,039 --> 00:06:10,120 when I need brains. Brains and muscles. 55 00:06:10,414 --> 00:06:11,575 You've got us, boss. 56 00:06:13,747 --> 00:06:15,075 You? You hunk of lard! 57 00:06:15,414 --> 00:06:17,204 You got muscles where you should have brains. 58 00:06:17,372 --> 00:06:20,324 My canary's got more brains than you! Dumb salami. 59 00:06:27,707 --> 00:06:28,786 What's funny? 60 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:38,827 Don't worry, I've been trying to see him for months. 61 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:40,701 - You have? - Of course. 62 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:43,625 - What do you do? - I'm the greatest tap dancer. 63 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:46,749 - You are? - Of course I are. Cross my heart. 64 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:49,406 But all he says is come back tomorrow. 65 00:06:49,835 --> 00:06:52,666 How many times can I come back tomorrow? 66 00:07:02,585 --> 00:07:04,790 Anybody who is anybody... 67 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,793 will soon walk through that door. 68 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:11,492 At Fat Sam's Grand Slam speakeasy. 69 00:07:12,128 --> 00:07:13,918 Always able to find you a table... 70 00:07:14,086 --> 00:07:18,495 there's room for just one more at Fat Sam's Grand Slam... 71 00:07:19,378 --> 00:07:20,872 speakeasy. 72 00:07:21,087 --> 00:07:23,411 Once you get here, feel the cheer... 73 00:07:23,587 --> 00:07:25,329 like they say in the poem... 74 00:07:26,004 --> 00:07:27,497 Fat Sam ain't humble... 75 00:07:27,754 --> 00:07:29,911 but it's your home sweet home. 76 00:07:30,338 --> 00:07:31,500 Plans are made here... 77 00:07:31,671 --> 00:07:32,666 games are played here... 78 00:07:32,838 --> 00:07:34,663 I could write a book. 79 00:07:35,213 --> 00:07:37,916 Each night astounds you, rumors are buzzin'... 80 00:07:38,089 --> 00:07:40,459 stories by the dozen. Look around you, cousin... 81 00:07:40,630 --> 00:07:42,041 at the news we're making here. 82 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:46,126 Anybody who is anybody will soon walk through the door... 83 00:07:46,381 --> 00:07:49,214 at Fat Sam's Grand Slam... 84 00:07:49,506 --> 00:07:51,165 speakeasy. 85 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:07,456 There's a politician sitting by the kitchen... 86 00:08:07,633 --> 00:08:09,873 said he caught his fingers in the one he was wishin'. 87 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:12,373 Once you get here, feel the cheer... 88 00:08:12,551 --> 00:08:14,174 like they say in the poem... 89 00:08:15,009 --> 00:08:16,549 Fat Sam ain't humble... 90 00:08:16,842 --> 00:08:18,880 but it's your home sweet home. 91 00:08:19,343 --> 00:08:21,666 Plans are made here, games are played here... 92 00:08:21,842 --> 00:08:23,750 I could write a book. 93 00:08:24,259 --> 00:08:26,215 Each night astounds you... 94 00:08:26,385 --> 00:08:27,380 rumors are buzzin'... 95 00:08:27,552 --> 00:08:28,629 stories by the dozen. 96 00:08:28,802 --> 00:08:31,089 Look around you, cousin, at the news we're making here. 97 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:35,214 Anybody who is anybody will soon walk through the door... 98 00:08:35,469 --> 00:08:36,843 at Fat Sam's... 99 00:08:37,011 --> 00:08:37,840 Grand Slam... 100 00:08:38,761 --> 00:08:40,467 speakeasy. 101 00:08:54,096 --> 00:08:55,009 There's a politician... 102 00:08:55,554 --> 00:08:57,675 sitting by the kitchen, said he caught his fingers... 103 00:08:57,846 --> 00:08:59,126 in the one he was wishin'. 104 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:00,584 Once you get here, feel the cheer... 105 00:09:00,764 --> 00:09:03,169 Hey, Mac, special on the rocks. 106 00:09:04,055 --> 00:09:05,797 Each night astounds you... 107 00:09:05,972 --> 00:09:08,508 rumors are buzzin', stories by the dozen... 108 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,837 look around you, cousin, at the news we're making here. 109 00:09:11,264 --> 00:09:14,961 Anybody who is anybody will soon walk through the door... 110 00:09:15,265 --> 00:09:17,588 at Fat Sam's Grand Slam... 111 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:19,925 speakeasy. 112 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:28,470 You know something? 113 00:09:28,849 --> 00:09:31,516 You look like you put your face on backwards this morning. 114 00:09:31,682 --> 00:09:34,089 - You got too much mouth. - I'll tell my dentist. 115 00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:40,132 - Watch where you're going. - Sorry. It's your fault. 116 00:09:40,308 --> 00:09:42,181 What's that, a hockey stick? 117 00:09:42,350 --> 00:09:43,843 No, a baseball bat. 118 00:09:46,142 --> 00:09:47,551 You're a baseball player? 119 00:09:47,851 --> 00:09:50,138 No, a dancer. My mother made me pack it. 120 00:09:50,309 --> 00:09:53,343 - You a sports nut? - It's for protection. 121 00:09:54,018 --> 00:09:57,052 - You take it everywhere? - No, I came about a job. 122 00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:59,715 - You get it? - They said come back tomorrow. 123 00:10:00,727 --> 00:10:02,469 - What's your name? - Brown. 124 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,098 Sounds like a loaf of bread. 125 00:10:05,770 --> 00:10:06,764 Blousey Brown. 126 00:10:06,936 --> 00:10:07,966 Blousey Brown? 127 00:10:08,187 --> 00:10:09,809 A stale loaf of bread. 128 00:10:10,061 --> 00:10:11,768 Very funny. Terrific. 129 00:10:12,687 --> 00:10:14,428 Pleased to meet you. I'm Bugsy Malone. 130 00:10:14,895 --> 00:10:16,388 Don't call us. We'll call you. 131 00:10:42,815 --> 00:10:44,604 It's okay, everybody. 132 00:10:46,565 --> 00:10:48,307 Just a little excitement. 133 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:52,429 Razzmatazz, music. I wanna see everyone enjoying themselves. 134 00:10:53,107 --> 00:10:55,940 Can't say Fat Sam's place ain't the liveliest joint in town. 135 00:11:01,108 --> 00:11:04,640 Knuckles, this means trouble. 136 00:11:56,905 --> 00:11:58,979 - You know what to do? - Sure, boss. 137 00:12:04,281 --> 00:12:05,193 Step on it, Jackson. 138 00:13:28,121 --> 00:13:28,903 What is this? 139 00:13:36,622 --> 00:13:37,286 Irving. 140 00:13:39,415 --> 00:13:40,576 Get me out of here. 141 00:13:48,123 --> 00:13:51,205 - Located the gun yet? - I can't answer that. 142 00:13:51,374 --> 00:13:54,123 - Not at liberty to say? - No. I don't know the answer. 143 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,570 Where do the guns come from? 144 00:13:56,082 --> 00:13:58,120 I'm not at liberty to say. 145 00:13:58,292 --> 00:14:00,282 Ask Captain Smolsky. 146 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,034 O'Dreary, break up the crowd. 147 00:14:08,209 --> 00:14:10,449 - Have you found the gun? - No comment. 148 00:14:10,626 --> 00:14:12,451 - And the source of the guns? - No comment. 149 00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:15,874 Is it true that only one gang uses the gun? 150 00:14:16,168 --> 00:14:16,832 No comment. 151 00:14:24,335 --> 00:14:25,533 Can I give you a lift? 152 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:27,452 - You got a car? - No. 153 00:14:27,835 --> 00:14:30,751 How you gonna give me a lift? Stand me on a box? 154 00:14:32,419 --> 00:14:35,501 - We could share a taxi. - Forget it. I don't share fares. 155 00:14:35,961 --> 00:14:39,078 I'm a lady. Furthermore, I'm broke. 156 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,164 - Who said share fares? - No? 157 00:14:42,545 --> 00:14:44,869 No. I wouldn't dream of it. 158 00:14:45,046 --> 00:14:46,836 - You wouldn't? - I thought you'd pay. 159 00:14:47,462 --> 00:14:48,126 Swell. 160 00:14:49,879 --> 00:14:52,332 Let's walk. It's a nice night. 161 00:14:52,713 --> 00:14:55,166 You shouldn't walk at night. It's dangerous. 162 00:14:55,464 --> 00:14:58,034 We'll be okay. We got your baseball bat. 163 00:14:58,505 --> 00:15:01,077 Quit the "we" bit. You mean, I'll be okay. 164 00:15:04,589 --> 00:15:07,208 - Which way you going? - Which way you going? 165 00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:11,251 - This way. - Then I'm going this way. 166 00:15:16,424 --> 00:15:17,419 Let me take that. 167 00:15:17,632 --> 00:15:19,836 No, it's all right. Look, beat it, will you? 168 00:15:21,382 --> 00:15:24,381 - What have you got in here? - Just a few books. 169 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,914 Few books? You should start a library. 170 00:15:27,091 --> 00:15:28,548 You should shut your mouth. 171 00:15:29,175 --> 00:15:31,959 - Have you eaten? - Ever since I was a kid. 172 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:35,167 - How come you're so skinny? - Because I watch my weight. 173 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:38,548 I do that when I'm broke, too. How about eating now? 174 00:15:38,843 --> 00:15:39,458 No. 175 00:15:39,842 --> 00:15:41,797 - Why not? - I'm not hungry. 176 00:15:41,968 --> 00:15:43,626 - Not hungry? - No. 177 00:15:45,218 --> 00:15:46,083 I'm starving. 178 00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:47,790 That's more like it. 179 00:15:56,427 --> 00:15:57,921 - Goodnight, Fizzy. - Goodnight. 180 00:15:58,178 --> 00:15:59,457 - Goodnight, Fizzy. - Goodnight. 181 00:15:59,844 --> 00:16:00,460 Goodnight. 182 00:16:01,219 --> 00:16:01,966 Goodnight. 183 00:16:04,678 --> 00:16:05,543 Take it easy. 184 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,256 Don't do that, Knuckles. 185 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:13,886 It's how I got my name. 186 00:16:14,429 --> 00:16:16,052 Knock it off or change your name. 187 00:16:19,138 --> 00:16:21,176 Tallulah, how long we got to wait? 188 00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:24,463 Coming. You don't want me looking a mess, do you? 189 00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:26,378 Snap it up, will you? 190 00:16:26,638 --> 00:16:28,925 Put your flaps down, or you'll take off. 191 00:16:29,097 --> 00:16:32,095 You spend more time prettying yourself than anyone. 192 00:16:32,389 --> 00:16:35,471 If I didn't look this good, you wouldn't look at me. 193 00:16:35,639 --> 00:16:37,547 I'll see you in the car. 194 00:16:38,639 --> 00:16:39,919 What about my audition? 195 00:16:40,223 --> 00:16:43,720 Tomorrow, Fizzy. I'm tired. Lots of important business. 196 00:16:43,974 --> 00:16:47,221 I have to go home. I promise you, tomorrow. 197 00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:48,303 Goodbye. Goodnight. 198 00:16:50,265 --> 00:16:52,505 - You coming, Velma? - Sure. 199 00:16:53,808 --> 00:16:55,598 - Goodnight, Fizzy. - Goodnight, Miss Tallulah. 200 00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:56,679 Oh, my purse. 201 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,302 Tomorrow. 202 00:17:18,101 --> 00:17:20,638 Tomorrow never comes. 203 00:17:21,727 --> 00:17:27,511 What kind of a fool do they take me for? 204 00:17:28,603 --> 00:17:30,593 Tomorrow. 205 00:17:32,228 --> 00:17:35,345 A resting place for bums... 206 00:17:35,811 --> 00:17:41,596 a trap set in the slums, but I know the score. 207 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:46,220 I won't take no for an answer... 208 00:17:46,438 --> 00:17:52,802 I was born to be a dancer... 209 00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:59,055 tomorrow... 210 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:03,599 tomorrow, as they say... 211 00:18:04,356 --> 00:18:07,023 another working day... 212 00:18:07,398 --> 00:18:10,645 and another chore. 213 00:18:11,232 --> 00:18:13,269 Tomorrow... 214 00:18:14,857 --> 00:18:15,639 an awful... 215 00:18:15,815 --> 00:18:17,771 place to be. 216 00:18:18,316 --> 00:18:24,763 I gave up yesterday, but they still want more. 217 00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:28,683 They'll compare me... 218 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,138 to Fred Astaire... 219 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,101 when I'm done. 220 00:18:33,276 --> 00:18:33,891 Yeah. 221 00:18:38,526 --> 00:18:41,726 Anyone who feels the rhythm moving through him... 222 00:18:41,902 --> 00:18:48,858 knows it's gonna do him good to let the music burst out... 223 00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:55,061 when you feel it, show it, let the people know it... 224 00:18:55,236 --> 00:19:01,600 let your laughter loose till your scream becomes a a love shout... 225 00:19:18,988 --> 00:19:20,943 tomorrow... 226 00:19:22,447 --> 00:19:25,280 tomorrow's far away... 227 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:28,732 tomorrow, as they say... 228 00:19:29,198 --> 00:19:32,528 is reserved for dreams. 229 00:19:32,865 --> 00:19:34,820 Tomorrow... 230 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,191 tomorrow's looking grey... 231 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:46,104 a playground always locked trains no winning teams. 232 00:19:46,699 --> 00:19:49,697 Won't take no for an answer... 233 00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:53,446 I was born to be a dancer... 234 00:19:53,616 --> 00:19:57,527 now. 235 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,698 Anyone who feels the rhythm moving through him... 236 00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:05,241 knows it's gonna do him good... 237 00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:06,783 to let the music... 238 00:20:06,951 --> 00:20:09,522 burst out. 239 00:20:13,577 --> 00:20:16,658 When you feel it, show it, let the people know it... 240 00:20:16,827 --> 00:20:18,284 let your laughter loose... 241 00:20:18,452 --> 00:20:22,944 till your scream becomes a love shout. 242 00:21:13,623 --> 00:21:15,081 Going to the speakeasy tomorrow? 243 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:19,369 Depends. I'm trying my luck at the Bijoux Theatre. 244 00:21:19,707 --> 00:21:20,786 Lena Marelli's show? 245 00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:23,079 She walked out. They're changing everything. 246 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:25,784 How long have you wanted to be a singer? 247 00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:32,042 I don't want to be just a singer, I wanna be a movie star... 248 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,163 in Hollywood. 249 00:21:35,084 --> 00:21:35,949 What's so funny? 250 00:21:36,376 --> 00:21:37,122 I don't know. 251 00:21:37,793 --> 00:21:41,704 Time was when people were happy being railway engineers... 252 00:21:41,918 --> 00:21:42,866 or nurses. 253 00:21:43,043 --> 00:21:44,204 Don't you want to be anybody? 254 00:21:44,418 --> 00:21:46,077 No. I'm happy being me. 255 00:21:46,669 --> 00:21:47,533 What do you do? 256 00:21:47,752 --> 00:21:48,949 Oh, this and that. 257 00:21:49,502 --> 00:21:52,037 - Crooked, huh? - No, in-between. 258 00:21:52,502 --> 00:21:53,332 What do you do for money? 259 00:21:53,627 --> 00:21:56,033 - I find boxers. - You do? 260 00:21:56,586 --> 00:21:57,914 I used to fight myself. 261 00:21:58,170 --> 00:21:59,449 You did? How good were you? 262 00:21:59,836 --> 00:22:02,669 - I could've been a contender. - You could? 263 00:22:02,837 --> 00:22:05,291 Sure, but for a few things. 264 00:22:05,503 --> 00:22:09,201 - Like what? - Like a glass jaw. 265 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,668 Jelly legs, no stamina. 266 00:22:12,254 --> 00:22:13,913 - And most of all... - What? 267 00:22:14,421 --> 00:22:15,334 I got scared. 268 00:22:16,963 --> 00:22:18,291 Some contender. 269 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,458 - Want another drink? - No, I had enough. 270 00:22:21,672 --> 00:22:22,371 Come on. 271 00:22:22,797 --> 00:22:25,036 - Thought you didn't have money? - I haven't. 272 00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:27,003 - Then how you...? - Relax. 273 00:22:27,548 --> 00:22:28,791 I'll think of something. 274 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,370 Two more drinks. 275 00:22:30,756 --> 00:22:34,003 Look, pal, the food counter's closed. the bar's closed. 276 00:22:34,298 --> 00:22:35,625 My eyes are closing. 277 00:22:35,799 --> 00:22:37,125 The whole joint s closed. 278 00:22:37,715 --> 00:22:38,793 I didn't want one, anyway. 279 00:22:48,716 --> 00:22:49,332 Hello. 280 00:22:49,508 --> 00:22:54,249 Operator, could you test this line? I believe we have a fault. 281 00:22:54,592 --> 00:22:58,881 - What number, please? - Columbus 19785. 282 00:22:59,051 --> 00:23:01,006 - I'll call you right back. - Thank you. 283 00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:07,340 How much I owe you? 284 00:23:08,385 --> 00:23:10,755 Eight banana boozle specials, with double ice cream. 285 00:23:11,176 --> 00:23:12,374 Three beef spitfires... 286 00:23:12,801 --> 00:23:15,290 two cream donuts and a salami special. 287 00:23:15,635 --> 00:23:16,631 Four dollars and 80 cents. 288 00:23:20,719 --> 00:23:21,335 Excuse me. 289 00:23:28,845 --> 00:23:29,460 Hello. 290 00:23:31,054 --> 00:23:31,918 Let me out! 291 00:23:32,095 --> 00:23:33,588 What are you doing? Let me out! 292 00:23:53,430 --> 00:23:56,098 We interrupt commentary of tonight's ball game... 293 00:23:56,431 --> 00:24:00,887 to bring you a bulletin on gang warfare. 294 00:24:01,390 --> 00:24:02,930 Police now officially state... 295 00:24:03,098 --> 00:24:05,883 that the new weapon of foreign manufacture... 296 00:24:06,057 --> 00:24:08,462 known as the splurge gun is being widely used... 297 00:24:08,641 --> 00:24:11,342 by mobster gangs. We now go back to... 298 00:24:11,724 --> 00:24:14,212 our reporter, Seymour Scoop. 299 00:24:41,477 --> 00:24:43,551 What's more, it's just not cricket. 300 00:25:44,025 --> 00:25:46,229 There's a Mr. Bronx Charlie to see you. 301 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:50,147 I'll be right in. Show them into the conservatory. 302 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:50,932 Very good, sir. 303 00:25:51,609 --> 00:25:53,683 Aren't you gonna play no more? 304 00:25:53,983 --> 00:25:56,354 Later, my rose. Later. 305 00:25:59,109 --> 00:26:04,229 Velia, oh Velia... 306 00:26:04,485 --> 00:26:08,230 the witch of the wood... 307 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:19,062 would I not die for you if I could. 308 00:26:20,653 --> 00:26:25,145 Velia, oh Velia... 309 00:26:25,486 --> 00:26:27,277 - Next! - Very nice. 310 00:26:27,445 --> 00:26:29,980 Lovely. Next. Get off the stage! 311 00:26:30,529 --> 00:26:31,903 Don't give up your day job. 312 00:26:32,904 --> 00:26:35,191 I didn't figure on this many people. 313 00:26:35,363 --> 00:26:37,483 They all look like jugglers and magicians. 314 00:26:38,113 --> 00:26:40,862 Don't worry. You got no competition. You'll walk it. 315 00:26:41,030 --> 00:26:41,978 Hurry up. 316 00:26:42,988 --> 00:26:44,564 Evening, ladies and gentlemen. 317 00:26:45,114 --> 00:26:48,526 I'm proud to be here. In fact, I'm lucky to be here. 318 00:26:48,697 --> 00:26:50,605 Because as I was coming here... 319 00:26:51,239 --> 00:26:53,229 - How do I look? - Fine. 320 00:26:53,656 --> 00:26:56,145 - I look terrible. - Believe me, you look swell. 321 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:57,816 - Honest? - Honest. 322 00:26:57,990 --> 00:27:00,692 - Cross your heart? - Cross my heart. Beautiful. 323 00:27:03,407 --> 00:27:04,236 Next. 324 00:27:06,074 --> 00:27:08,823 Once I built a railroad... 325 00:27:09,074 --> 00:27:11,397 Not that old chestnut. 326 00:27:11,741 --> 00:27:12,938 Get him off. Next. 327 00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:15,570 Good evening. 328 00:27:16,116 --> 00:27:19,363 Suppose you're wondering why we're here. 329 00:27:19,533 --> 00:27:20,149 You bet. 330 00:27:20,659 --> 00:27:21,488 Next. 331 00:27:21,658 --> 00:27:22,607 Not one rabbit... 332 00:27:23,784 --> 00:27:24,898 not two rabbits... 333 00:27:25,742 --> 00:27:27,283 but three rabbits. 334 00:27:27,534 --> 00:27:29,193 Next, next. 335 00:27:31,326 --> 00:27:32,156 Next. 336 00:27:44,703 --> 00:27:45,697 Yeah, great. Okay. 337 00:27:46,078 --> 00:27:48,234 Next one there, please. 338 00:27:48,453 --> 00:27:49,281 Give me your things. 339 00:27:49,453 --> 00:27:51,361 Come on, come on. 340 00:28:01,829 --> 00:28:03,487 Blousey Brown, singer. 341 00:28:06,662 --> 00:28:07,611 Oh, nice face. 342 00:28:07,871 --> 00:28:10,704 Great face, could do a lot with that. 343 00:28:13,372 --> 00:28:14,036 Oscar. 344 00:28:14,371 --> 00:28:15,035 Oscar. 345 00:28:15,497 --> 00:28:16,160 Oscar. 346 00:28:16,413 --> 00:28:19,861 I'm back. I'll give you one more chance. 347 00:28:20,081 --> 00:28:22,321 Lena, you've come back to me. 348 00:28:22,539 --> 00:28:24,281 I'll give you one more chance. 349 00:28:24,665 --> 00:28:27,828 Otherwise, I'm out for good. Out, out, out! 350 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,077 I won't be humiliated. 351 00:28:30,248 --> 00:28:34,077 I'm the star and I should be treated like one. 352 00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:36,123 Hit it, Joe. 353 00:28:41,291 --> 00:28:43,862 Show business, it's in my veins... 354 00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:46,536 gotta keep singing that old refrain... 355 00:28:46,709 --> 00:28:49,327 I thrill to all those tunes that make me wanna dance... 356 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:51,325 Cheer up. There's a million other jobs. 357 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:54,452 Sure, standing on the corner asking for dimes. 358 00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:57,873 It's only a matter of time. 359 00:28:58,335 --> 00:29:02,245 I've walked the streets for months, and the only fancy steps... 360 00:29:02,418 --> 00:29:04,539 I've been doing is avoiding the rent collector. 361 00:29:05,002 --> 00:29:06,827 Takes time to be a movie star. 362 00:29:07,002 --> 00:29:08,281 We could come back tomorrow. 363 00:29:08,586 --> 00:29:12,165 Come back tomorrow? I spend my whole life doing that. 364 00:29:12,335 --> 00:29:14,291 Knock it off. Cool down. 365 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:15,705 I will not cool down. 366 00:29:15,878 --> 00:29:16,908 Don't be stupid. 367 00:29:17,419 --> 00:29:19,125 Will you be quiet up there? 368 00:29:19,336 --> 00:29:20,746 I'm rehearsing. 369 00:29:22,628 --> 00:29:24,536 - I'm sorry. - Don't worry. 370 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,958 There's always Fat Sam's place. 371 00:29:28,129 --> 00:29:29,954 - He won't see me. - I'll talk to him. 372 00:29:30,129 --> 00:29:32,499 - You know him? - Know him? We're like that. 373 00:29:32,796 --> 00:29:33,661 You're good friends? 374 00:29:34,212 --> 00:29:37,413 No, but when I see him I cross my fingers that he won't hit me. 375 00:29:37,713 --> 00:29:39,585 Come on, let's get out of here. 376 00:29:40,339 --> 00:29:42,080 You're too good for this show. 377 00:29:42,255 --> 00:29:44,874 - Why don't we try Fat Sam's? - Yeah. 378 00:29:45,463 --> 00:29:46,459 You gotta be kidding... 379 00:29:46,964 --> 00:29:52,249 that show business is my business... 380 00:30:01,798 --> 00:30:03,623 - Hi, boys. - Hi, boss. 381 00:30:04,132 --> 00:30:06,170 Relax, relax, will you? 382 00:30:10,133 --> 00:30:14,340 I'd like to take the opportunity to thank you for your work. 383 00:30:14,967 --> 00:30:17,799 Everything's gone so well. 384 00:30:17,967 --> 00:30:18,915 Thanks, boss. 385 00:30:19,259 --> 00:30:20,206 Thanks, boss. 386 00:30:21,051 --> 00:30:23,290 Fat Sam must've had quite a shock. 387 00:30:23,468 --> 00:30:24,841 - Quite a shock. - Thanks, boss. 388 00:30:26,010 --> 00:30:27,835 - Thanks, boss. - Thanks. 389 00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:29,209 Thanks, boss. 390 00:30:29,927 --> 00:30:30,625 Laughing boy. 391 00:30:31,926 --> 00:30:36,466 Yonkers. Shoulders. Bronx Charlie. Benny Lee. 392 00:30:37,385 --> 00:30:39,956 Any moment now Fat Sam will be... 393 00:30:40,135 --> 00:30:41,463 crawling on his knees to me. 394 00:30:41,635 --> 00:30:42,500 On his knees. 395 00:30:42,677 --> 00:30:45,510 - Where's my flower, boss? - Yes... 396 00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:48,878 soon all Fat Sam will have is the suit he stands up in... 397 00:30:49,053 --> 00:30:50,131 and a suitcase full of memories. 398 00:30:52,262 --> 00:30:53,458 I don't have a flower, boss. 399 00:31:11,888 --> 00:31:12,552 What did I do? 400 00:31:12,847 --> 00:31:14,968 You googed, Doodle. You dropped the gun. 401 00:31:15,639 --> 00:31:17,429 And I don't allow mistakes. 402 00:31:17,597 --> 00:31:19,256 'Cause they put us in the caboose. 403 00:31:20,180 --> 00:31:22,634 - And Sing Sing ain't my style. - No, boss. 404 00:31:22,806 --> 00:31:24,714 Not that. Anything but that. 405 00:31:25,223 --> 00:31:27,463 I didn't mean to drop it. It slipped outta my hands. 406 00:31:27,890 --> 00:31:29,881 Button your lip. You're all washed up. 407 00:31:30,224 --> 00:31:32,463 - Give a guy a break. - Get him! 408 00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:42,596 Now listen to what I say, and listen good. 409 00:31:43,475 --> 00:31:45,430 There's only room for one Mr. Big in this town. 410 00:31:46,017 --> 00:31:47,723 And that's me, Dandy Dan. 411 00:31:48,434 --> 00:31:51,385 The time has come for us to play our next card. 412 00:31:52,101 --> 00:31:54,720 Believe me, Fat Sam and his dumb bums... 413 00:31:54,892 --> 00:31:56,635 ain't gonna stand in our way. 414 00:31:57,059 --> 00:31:58,552 We could've been anything... 415 00:31:58,726 --> 00:32:00,468 that we wanted to be. 416 00:32:01,601 --> 00:32:04,600 But don't it make your heart glad... 417 00:32:06,102 --> 00:32:09,799 that we take pride in it... 418 00:32:10,603 --> 00:32:13,554 we became the best at being bad. 419 00:32:15,019 --> 00:32:18,599 We could've been anything we wanted to be... 420 00:32:19,645 --> 00:32:22,133 with all the talent we had. 421 00:32:23,979 --> 00:32:27,759 No doubt about it, we whine and we pout it... 422 00:32:28,563 --> 00:32:29,972 we're the very best at being... 423 00:32:30,146 --> 00:32:32,220 bad guys. 424 00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:34,388 We're rotten to the core... 425 00:32:35,063 --> 00:32:39,140 congratulations, no one likes you anymore... 426 00:32:39,689 --> 00:32:41,347 bad guys... 427 00:32:41,647 --> 00:32:43,223 we're the very worst. 428 00:32:44,189 --> 00:32:45,978 Each of us contemptible... 429 00:32:46,148 --> 00:32:48,103 we're criticized and cursed... 430 00:32:48,856 --> 00:32:50,017 we've made the big-time... 431 00:32:50,190 --> 00:32:52,430 malicious and mad... 432 00:32:53,315 --> 00:32:56,313 we're the very best at being bad. 433 00:32:56,940 --> 00:32:58,350 Look at me, I'm dancin'. 434 00:32:59,941 --> 00:33:03,353 We could've been anything we wanted to be... 435 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:07,018 we took the easy way out... 436 00:33:08,983 --> 00:33:12,645 with a little training, we've mastered complaining... 437 00:33:13,150 --> 00:33:15,306 made us seem unnecessary... 438 00:33:15,484 --> 00:33:17,640 we're so rude, it's scary... 439 00:33:17,858 --> 00:33:21,189 We could've been anything we wanted to be... 440 00:33:22,317 --> 00:33:24,557 with all the talent we had... 441 00:33:26,734 --> 00:33:28,144 with a little practice 442 00:33:28,401 --> 00:33:30,309 we made every black list... 443 00:33:31,235 --> 00:33:31,981 we're the very best... 444 00:33:32,152 --> 00:33:34,059 at being bad... 445 00:33:35,568 --> 00:33:36,433 we're the very best... 446 00:33:36,610 --> 00:33:38,317 at being bad. 447 00:33:38,486 --> 00:33:39,315 Where you shovin' me? 448 00:33:40,027 --> 00:33:42,979 We're the very best at being bad. 449 00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:02,738 What are you doing? 450 00:34:03,071 --> 00:34:04,944 Get in here, you bunch of peanut brains. 451 00:34:05,447 --> 00:34:07,153 Get in here, you dummies. 452 00:34:07,321 --> 00:34:09,810 We got business to do. Move it! 453 00:34:19,614 --> 00:34:21,072 Come on, get in here. 454 00:34:21,865 --> 00:34:23,109 We got business to do. 455 00:34:23,282 --> 00:34:24,858 We can't waste all this time. 456 00:34:26,032 --> 00:34:26,647 Right. 457 00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:27,980 Let's get down to it. 458 00:34:28,991 --> 00:34:31,396 Don't do that, Snake Eyes. It's thinking time. 459 00:34:32,574 --> 00:34:34,031 And don't do that, Knuckles. 460 00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:35,314 Sure thing, boss. 461 00:34:35,658 --> 00:34:37,067 Let's start at the beginning. 462 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:40,533 We're being outsmarted by that lounge lizard. 463 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:42,856 And we're gonna get back on top. 464 00:34:43,034 --> 00:34:44,360 Back on top. 465 00:34:44,534 --> 00:34:46,821 We'll kick that drugstore cowboy... 466 00:34:46,992 --> 00:34:48,615 - into line. - You bet, boss. 467 00:34:49,034 --> 00:34:52,696 We've been a little slow off the mark, but dumb bums we ain't. 468 00:34:52,868 --> 00:34:55,273 No, dumb bums we ain't. 469 00:34:56,243 --> 00:34:57,617 Hand me a pie. 470 00:35:01,786 --> 00:35:04,452 - Louie, over there in the corner. - Me, boss? 471 00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:06,442 Why me? 472 00:35:06,869 --> 00:35:07,899 Louie, into the corner. 473 00:35:08,453 --> 00:35:09,365 What did I do? 474 00:35:09,744 --> 00:35:10,526 Nothing, Louie. 475 00:35:11,912 --> 00:35:13,783 You see? Missed. 476 00:35:14,495 --> 00:35:16,201 Okay, Lou. You can sit down. 477 00:35:16,787 --> 00:35:19,536 Even a dumb bum like Louie is too quick for us. 478 00:35:20,370 --> 00:35:23,452 That's our trouble. We're behind the times. 479 00:35:23,745 --> 00:35:25,119 I don't get it. 480 00:35:25,288 --> 00:35:28,488 We'll never get back on top with this kind of hardware. 481 00:35:28,662 --> 00:35:29,942 It's old-fashioned. 482 00:35:30,412 --> 00:35:33,944 In short, we gotta get that gun. 483 00:35:38,372 --> 00:35:40,161 - Hello. - Want some information? 484 00:35:40,331 --> 00:35:41,705 - Start gabbin'... - It's about the splurge gun. 485 00:35:41,872 --> 00:35:43,946 It's at the Hung Fu Shin laundry company. 486 00:35:44,123 --> 00:35:45,828 Yeah. Okay. Thanks. 487 00:35:49,290 --> 00:35:52,205 We've had a little break. 488 00:35:53,332 --> 00:35:55,287 Who knows the Hung Fu Shin laundry company? 489 00:35:56,666 --> 00:36:01,323 My friend tells me that's where they stash the guns. 490 00:36:02,374 --> 00:36:03,204 Get moving! 491 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:06,620 Not you, Knuckles. Stay here with me. 492 00:36:06,792 --> 00:36:07,537 Sure, boss. 493 00:37:22,174 --> 00:37:23,831 Hello. What? 494 00:37:25,966 --> 00:37:28,798 I don't believe it. The whole gang? 495 00:37:29,966 --> 00:37:30,665 Everybody? 496 00:37:37,133 --> 00:37:40,215 That leaves you and me. We're on our own. 497 00:37:40,676 --> 00:37:41,954 What we gonna do? 498 00:37:42,717 --> 00:37:45,003 Don't do that! How many times I got to tell you? 499 00:37:46,259 --> 00:37:49,008 Do nothing. Act like everything was normal. 500 00:37:51,593 --> 00:37:54,591 - What does that mean? - You can't speak Italian? 501 00:37:55,135 --> 00:37:56,297 No, boss, I'm Jewish. 502 00:37:56,677 --> 00:37:58,170 Then read the translation! 503 00:38:23,930 --> 00:38:25,470 - Hey, Fizzy. - Hey, Bugsy. 504 00:38:26,013 --> 00:38:28,300 - Still practicing? - Still practicing. 505 00:38:30,972 --> 00:38:33,092 Suddenly everybody wants to be in show business. 506 00:38:34,263 --> 00:38:37,345 Hi. Tallulah. I've come to see Fat Sam. 507 00:38:37,805 --> 00:38:39,761 - Is he in? - No, he's busy. 508 00:38:40,639 --> 00:38:42,262 - Hi, Bugsy. - Hi. 509 00:38:43,556 --> 00:38:45,179 Have a drink while you wait. 510 00:38:48,223 --> 00:38:49,385 Yeah, why not? 511 00:38:51,973 --> 00:38:53,798 Go feed the ducks, will you? 512 00:38:53,974 --> 00:38:55,467 Oh, Tallulah. 513 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,884 I said, beat it. 514 00:39:05,558 --> 00:39:07,217 Long time no see. 515 00:39:07,808 --> 00:39:10,676 - You know how it is. - Yeah. 516 00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:15,133 You used to come see me every night. 517 00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:17,928 - I've been busy. - Busy doing what? 518 00:39:18,643 --> 00:39:19,756 This and that. 519 00:39:24,018 --> 00:39:26,389 Fizzy, cut the ivory and hit the shoe leather. 520 00:39:28,519 --> 00:39:29,265 Yes, ma'am. 521 00:39:36,394 --> 00:39:37,591 You're aces, Bugsy. 522 00:39:39,645 --> 00:39:41,185 I always found you special. 523 00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:43,885 Careful, you're racing my mother. 524 00:39:44,062 --> 00:39:46,811 Come on, give a girl a break. 525 00:39:46,978 --> 00:39:48,685 Sure you've got the right fella? 526 00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:51,473 - You're not like those other saps. - No? 527 00:39:52,021 --> 00:39:52,637 No. 528 00:39:54,146 --> 00:39:56,184 You've got lovely brown eyes. 529 00:39:56,563 --> 00:39:58,968 They'll be black eyes if Fat Sam catches us. 530 00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:03,390 - How about smearing my lipstick? - Careful. 531 00:40:03,647 --> 00:40:06,847 If you come any closer, I'll have to call my lawyer. 532 00:40:08,523 --> 00:40:09,138 So call him. 533 00:40:18,899 --> 00:40:19,727 Blousey. 534 00:40:21,565 --> 00:40:22,229 Blousey. 535 00:40:23,691 --> 00:40:24,721 Blousey. 536 00:40:31,233 --> 00:40:33,354 It's the broad about the audition. 537 00:40:33,858 --> 00:40:35,565 He's busy. Come back tomorrow. 538 00:40:36,316 --> 00:40:37,146 No, no, no. 539 00:40:37,984 --> 00:40:40,816 Hey, honey. I'm all ears. Be with you in a minute. 540 00:40:42,775 --> 00:40:45,608 Carry on as normal. Don't let 'em know we're beat. 541 00:40:45,775 --> 00:40:47,566 - Business as usual. - Right. 542 00:40:47,735 --> 00:40:49,393 - Calm and collected. - Right. 543 00:40:49,567 --> 00:40:51,891 So they don't know we're scared. I mean, concerned. 544 00:40:52,485 --> 00:40:53,100 Sure, boss. 545 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,104 I'm feeling fine... 546 00:41:10,862 --> 00:41:13,564 filled with emotions... 547 00:41:14,278 --> 00:41:17,064 stronger than wine... 548 00:41:17,404 --> 00:41:19,857 they give me the notion... 549 00:41:20,113 --> 00:41:23,111 that this strange new feeling... 550 00:41:23,405 --> 00:41:28,192 is something that you're feeling too. 551 00:41:33,989 --> 00:41:35,778 Matter of fact... 552 00:41:37,156 --> 00:41:40,024 I'm forced to admit it... 553 00:41:40,531 --> 00:41:42,606 caught in the act... 554 00:41:43,864 --> 00:41:45,820 and maybe we've hit it... 555 00:41:46,406 --> 00:41:49,570 this strange new feeling... 556 00:41:49,866 --> 00:41:52,982 is something you're feeling... 557 00:41:53,157 --> 00:41:55,314 Okay, honey. That's enough. 558 00:41:56,491 --> 00:42:00,153 A little contemporary for me, but very nice. You're hired. 559 00:42:11,784 --> 00:42:14,568 That was great. That really was. Terrific. 560 00:42:18,201 --> 00:42:19,030 Blousey. 561 00:42:19,826 --> 00:42:21,284 Come back, will you? 562 00:42:22,327 --> 00:42:23,985 What's the use? 563 00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:25,608 I've got to go. 564 00:42:33,452 --> 00:42:34,317 Blousey. 565 00:42:35,744 --> 00:42:38,233 Where is she? Blousey. 566 00:43:07,206 --> 00:43:08,864 Show's going swell. 567 00:43:09,206 --> 00:43:10,912 Just the way I want it to be. 568 00:43:14,165 --> 00:43:16,239 Same number of drinks, same everything. 569 00:43:17,124 --> 00:43:19,197 They mustn't know they've got us on the run. 570 00:43:21,791 --> 00:43:23,248 Here, I wanna show you something. 571 00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:28,248 I've sent for someone to help us out of our predicament. 572 00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:30,912 No ten-cent dummy. A specialist. 573 00:43:31,541 --> 00:43:32,371 A doctor? 574 00:43:32,916 --> 00:43:35,488 Not a doctor, a hoodlum. 575 00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:38,623 I thought we were hoodlums. 576 00:43:39,125 --> 00:43:41,875 Not a dumb bum. This guy is the real McCoy. 577 00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:43,833 Not Looney Bergonzi! 578 00:43:44,001 --> 00:43:45,115 The Looney Bergonzi? 579 00:43:45,334 --> 00:43:49,080 The very same, mad as a hatter, Bergonzi. 580 00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:52,370 Best man in Chicago. Here's what we do. 581 00:43:53,043 --> 00:43:56,540 We meet Dandy Dan. Looney hides in the back seat. 582 00:43:56,794 --> 00:43:58,334 - You drive. - Right. 583 00:44:01,211 --> 00:44:03,202 - But I don't drive. - You what? 584 00:44:04,962 --> 00:44:05,874 You don't drive? 585 00:44:06,836 --> 00:44:09,372 Then we get ourselves a driver. 586 00:44:17,629 --> 00:44:19,703 - Hi, Bugsy. - Is Blousey there? 587 00:44:19,879 --> 00:44:21,917 - She won't see you. - Tell her I'm sick. 588 00:44:22,130 --> 00:44:24,204 - You're sick? - Sick of waiting. 589 00:44:28,630 --> 00:44:29,495 Beat it. 590 00:44:29,922 --> 00:44:31,664 Give a guy a break. 591 00:44:32,422 --> 00:44:33,501 I brought you some flowers. 592 00:44:33,964 --> 00:44:35,208 I'll see Tallulah gets them. 593 00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:37,662 Quit being smart. They're for you. 594 00:44:37,923 --> 00:44:38,953 Five minutes, girls. 595 00:44:39,214 --> 00:44:41,252 - I have to go. - I was thinking of getting a job. 596 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,747 You don't get paid for standing in bread lines. 597 00:44:44,007 --> 00:44:48,416 A legit job. We could save enough money to go to Hollywood. 598 00:44:48,632 --> 00:44:50,422 Believe it when I see it. 599 00:44:53,341 --> 00:44:55,795 - Bugsy, you drive? - Sure, why? 600 00:44:56,133 --> 00:44:59,545 - Like to earn some green stuff? - Long as it ain't cabbages. 601 00:44:59,967 --> 00:45:02,420 Step inside. I got a proposition for you. 602 00:45:04,134 --> 00:45:05,331 Flowers? For me? 603 00:45:05,675 --> 00:45:07,548 How nice. 604 00:45:07,926 --> 00:45:09,797 Put these in water. 605 00:45:20,593 --> 00:45:21,422 Hello? 606 00:45:24,052 --> 00:45:27,584 Who shall I say is calling? One moment. 607 00:45:57,847 --> 00:46:00,300 - Hello. - Dandy Dan, is that you? 608 00:46:01,056 --> 00:46:03,723 - This is Dandy Dan speaking. - I wanna arrange a meeting. 609 00:46:04,181 --> 00:46:07,464 - Sure. Where? - Outta town. 610 00:46:07,681 --> 00:46:10,430 Agreed. Just you and a driver. 611 00:46:10,807 --> 00:46:14,219 - When? - Monday. 11 A.M.. 612 00:46:14,599 --> 00:46:15,629 Right, I'll be there. 613 00:46:16,390 --> 00:46:18,097 Got him, the knuckle. 614 00:46:18,557 --> 00:46:20,134 Got him, the salami. 615 00:46:20,307 --> 00:46:22,345 Let's go and enjoy the show. 616 00:46:32,642 --> 00:46:34,798 My name is Tallulah... 617 00:46:35,101 --> 00:46:36,926 my first rule of thumb... 618 00:46:37,475 --> 00:46:41,968 I don't say where I'm going, or where I'm coming from. 619 00:46:42,351 --> 00:46:46,808 I try to leave a little reputation behind me... 620 00:46:47,601 --> 00:46:51,809 so if you really need to, you'll know how to find me. 621 00:47:01,353 --> 00:47:03,510 My name is Tallulah... 622 00:47:03,811 --> 00:47:05,636 I live till I die... 623 00:47:06,187 --> 00:47:07,514 I'll take what you give me... 624 00:47:07,687 --> 00:47:10,601 and I won't ask why. 625 00:47:11,021 --> 00:47:14,552 I've made a lot of friends in exotic places... 626 00:47:15,813 --> 00:47:16,927 I don't remember names... 627 00:47:17,105 --> 00:47:20,553 but I remember faces. 628 00:47:30,189 --> 00:47:37,478 Lonely, you don't have to be lonely... 629 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:46,055 come see Tallulah, we can chase your troubles away. 630 00:47:48,483 --> 00:47:51,931 If you're lonely... 631 00:47:52,108 --> 00:47:56,565 you don't have to be lonely. 632 00:47:58,024 --> 00:48:02,682 When they talk to Tallulah, you know what they say... 633 00:48:03,484 --> 00:48:07,727 no one south of heaven's gonna treat you finer... 634 00:48:08,068 --> 00:48:12,642 Tallulah had her training in North Carolina. 635 00:48:22,111 --> 00:48:24,397 My name is Tallulah... 636 00:48:24,569 --> 00:48:26,311 and soon I'll be gone... 637 00:48:26,986 --> 00:48:31,194 an open invitation is the road I travel on. 638 00:48:31,736 --> 00:48:36,229 I never say goodbye because the words upset me. 639 00:48:36,571 --> 00:48:38,775 You may forgive my going... 640 00:48:38,945 --> 00:48:41,564 but you won't forget me. 641 00:48:50,864 --> 00:48:53,530 Lonely... 642 00:48:53,696 --> 00:48:58,236 you don't have to be lonely... 643 00:49:00,447 --> 00:49:06,362 come see Tallulah, we can chase your troubles away. 644 00:49:09,073 --> 00:49:12,404 If you're lonely... 645 00:49:12,573 --> 00:49:17,361 you don't have to be lonely... 646 00:49:18,782 --> 00:49:23,155 when they talk about Tallulah, you know what they say... 647 00:49:23,949 --> 00:49:28,240 no one south of heaven's gonna treat you finer... 648 00:49:28,533 --> 00:49:33,405 Tallulah had her training in North Carolina. 649 00:50:17,830 --> 00:50:18,445 They're coming. 650 00:50:18,913 --> 00:50:19,992 Looney, keep your head down. 651 00:50:42,874 --> 00:50:44,071 What can I do for you? 652 00:50:44,499 --> 00:50:46,620 How about some straight talk? 653 00:50:46,874 --> 00:50:47,823 Suits me. 654 00:50:47,999 --> 00:50:50,749 - You've been taking liberties. - I've been taking what's mine. 655 00:50:50,916 --> 00:50:53,286 - Trouble is, it belongs to me. - Too bad. 656 00:50:53,959 --> 00:50:57,205 I'm sure we can talk it over. I'm a businessman. 657 00:50:57,542 --> 00:50:59,497 Yeah, a dime-a-dozen gangster. 658 00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:01,955 Button your lip. Don't talk dirty to me. 659 00:51:02,126 --> 00:51:04,661 I don't like your mouth. Have some respect. 660 00:51:05,043 --> 00:51:07,448 You'd slit your own throat for two bits. 661 00:51:07,626 --> 00:51:09,533 Keep your wisecracks. 662 00:51:10,710 --> 00:51:11,740 Keep talking. 663 00:51:12,168 --> 00:51:14,076 I have my position to think of. 664 00:51:14,252 --> 00:51:16,456 Right now it's not worth a nickel. 665 00:51:16,627 --> 00:51:18,583 You're a dirty rat, Dan. 666 00:51:18,752 --> 00:51:20,956 You've been watching too many movies. 667 00:51:21,836 --> 00:51:23,033 Okay, Looney, let him have it. 668 00:51:23,295 --> 00:51:25,001 Charlie, Yonkers, it's a double-cross. 669 00:51:25,794 --> 00:51:27,619 Okay, freeze. 670 00:51:36,296 --> 00:51:36,911 Looney. 671 00:51:39,796 --> 00:51:41,419 What's the matter with you? 672 00:51:51,672 --> 00:51:52,667 Hey, you guys. 673 00:51:52,838 --> 00:51:53,703 Over here! 674 00:51:53,922 --> 00:51:54,952 Over here! 675 00:51:58,006 --> 00:51:59,712 Come back, dummies! They're getting away. 676 00:52:00,173 --> 00:52:01,334 Come back here. 677 00:52:01,923 --> 00:52:05,787 Come on, step on it. 678 00:52:08,299 --> 00:52:09,412 Come on, let's go. 679 00:52:20,966 --> 00:52:22,210 We're going to lose them. 680 00:52:22,675 --> 00:52:23,871 Drive faster. 681 00:52:37,426 --> 00:52:38,456 Dan, you're a rat! 682 00:52:42,135 --> 00:52:43,509 You're a dirty rat! 683 00:52:43,844 --> 00:52:45,420 Come on, they're gonna get us. 684 00:52:54,762 --> 00:52:56,040 Hold tight, Mr. Stacetto. 685 00:53:21,389 --> 00:53:22,052 Come on, Malone. 686 00:53:23,597 --> 00:53:26,430 You're a dirty double-crossing rat! 687 00:53:29,056 --> 00:53:29,672 Look out. 688 00:53:32,890 --> 00:53:33,506 Don't stop! 689 00:53:33,682 --> 00:53:34,428 There's a bridge! 690 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:35,718 Put the brakes on! 691 00:53:39,015 --> 00:53:41,255 We lost them. 692 00:53:49,058 --> 00:53:52,554 Go and cluck somewhere else. 693 00:53:54,017 --> 00:53:56,849 Here. Get yourself a new suit. 694 00:53:57,809 --> 00:53:59,350 Get rid of the sack you're wearing. 695 00:53:59,809 --> 00:54:02,380 Thank you, Mr. Stacetto. 696 00:54:02,559 --> 00:54:04,467 Here's my tailor's card. 697 00:54:04,893 --> 00:54:06,931 You ain't got to pay for six months. 698 00:54:07,559 --> 00:54:08,508 Thank you very much. 699 00:54:08,685 --> 00:54:12,098 Think nothing of it. Let's go. 700 00:54:20,936 --> 00:54:23,010 What do you think? Don't I look cute? 701 00:54:24,062 --> 00:54:24,725 I don't know. 702 00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:26,299 Come on, Dotty, what do you think? 703 00:54:27,145 --> 00:54:29,017 I think the color's wrong. 704 00:54:29,229 --> 00:54:30,805 What are you talking about? 705 00:54:30,979 --> 00:54:32,804 Purple's my color. 706 00:54:33,354 --> 00:54:34,551 Don't I always wear purple? 707 00:54:34,729 --> 00:54:36,008 It matches your nose. 708 00:54:36,271 --> 00:54:37,266 Maybe it's the length. 709 00:54:37,687 --> 00:54:40,935 It's the latest length. Look! 710 00:54:41,105 --> 00:54:44,766 Maybe the frills stick out too much. Like your ears. 711 00:54:45,564 --> 00:54:47,933 Frills are in. Look at this photo of Lena Marelli. 712 00:54:48,147 --> 00:54:50,138 Lena Marelli is not Bangles Dobell. 713 00:54:50,314 --> 00:54:52,600 You think it'd look better on you? 714 00:54:52,772 --> 00:54:53,934 It'd look better on a horse. 715 00:54:54,356 --> 00:54:57,852 Jealous. Can I help it if my looks are ahead of their time? 716 00:54:58,481 --> 00:54:59,394 What? 717 00:54:59,731 --> 00:55:00,513 Full of character. 718 00:55:00,732 --> 00:55:01,347 Kind of earthy. 719 00:55:01,523 --> 00:55:02,980 Like a bucket of mud. 720 00:55:03,607 --> 00:55:05,811 You creep. Get lost! 721 00:55:10,649 --> 00:55:13,138 How about you? Do you think I look terrible? 722 00:55:15,941 --> 00:55:18,726 Do I look cute or terrible? 723 00:55:22,442 --> 00:55:23,058 Honestly? 724 00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:27,396 Bangles Dobell, you look terrible. 725 00:55:29,859 --> 00:55:30,807 What are you looking at? 726 00:55:31,818 --> 00:55:32,482 Nothing. 727 00:56:10,863 --> 00:56:11,527 Blousey. 728 00:56:19,072 --> 00:56:19,771 Blousey. 729 00:56:27,823 --> 00:56:28,522 Blousey. 730 00:56:29,573 --> 00:56:30,900 It's for you. It's Bugsy. 731 00:56:34,823 --> 00:56:35,818 Give him my love. 732 00:56:37,823 --> 00:56:38,440 Thanks. 733 00:56:39,241 --> 00:56:39,856 Hello. 734 00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:41,983 Blousey, it's Bugsy. 735 00:56:42,158 --> 00:56:42,774 Where are you? 736 00:56:42,949 --> 00:56:47,026 Around. I can't talk, but I just made 200 bucks. 737 00:56:47,325 --> 00:56:48,699 You printed it yourself? 738 00:56:49,033 --> 00:56:50,231 No, I earned it. 739 00:56:50,492 --> 00:56:51,155 Doing what? 740 00:56:51,492 --> 00:56:52,322 Oh, this and that. 741 00:56:52,783 --> 00:56:54,063 Hang on a minute. 742 00:56:54,575 --> 00:56:55,606 I can't hear you. 743 00:56:55,784 --> 00:56:57,407 There's a train going by. 744 00:56:58,785 --> 00:56:59,732 Who gave you the money? 745 00:57:00,951 --> 00:57:01,567 Fat Sam. 746 00:57:01,867 --> 00:57:03,574 He gave you 200 dollars? 747 00:57:03,952 --> 00:57:05,907 And the loan of his sedan for the afternoon. 748 00:57:06,243 --> 00:57:07,737 He loaned you his sedan? 749 00:57:08,244 --> 00:57:09,985 I don't believe it. You're putting me on. 750 00:57:13,036 --> 00:57:13,865 I believe you. 751 00:57:16,620 --> 00:57:17,946 He's a sinner... 752 00:57:19,119 --> 00:57:20,944 candy-coated... 753 00:57:21,912 --> 00:57:26,155 he always seems to be alone... 754 00:57:27,745 --> 00:57:33,529 but they love him, Bugsy Malone. 755 00:57:37,705 --> 00:57:39,245 A city slicker... 756 00:57:40,539 --> 00:57:43,406 he can charm you with a smile... 757 00:57:43,872 --> 00:57:46,574 a style all his own... 758 00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:51,363 everybody loves that man... 759 00:57:51,956 --> 00:57:55,038 Bugsy Malone. 760 00:58:01,790 --> 00:58:03,663 Hard-headed Bugsy... 761 00:58:03,832 --> 00:58:05,325 makes his mind up... 762 00:58:07,416 --> 00:58:10,532 don't mess with Bugsy, or you'll wind up... 763 00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:15,825 wishing you'd left him alone. 764 00:58:17,042 --> 00:58:19,993 He's a man, a mountain, he's a rolling stone... 765 00:58:22,459 --> 00:58:24,249 and when he leaves you... 766 00:58:25,167 --> 00:58:26,791 sad and lonely... 767 00:58:26,959 --> 00:58:29,246 cry, I couldn't say. 768 00:58:29,876 --> 00:58:31,452 But it's known... 769 00:58:32,626 --> 00:58:36,241 that everybody wants that man... 770 00:58:36,668 --> 00:58:39,239 Bugsy Malone. 771 00:58:50,837 --> 00:58:52,495 Mustard with onions or ketchup? 772 00:58:52,670 --> 00:58:53,452 Mustard with onions. 773 00:58:54,087 --> 00:58:55,366 Oh, and this, too. 774 00:58:55,796 --> 00:58:58,035 - What's this? - A present. 775 00:58:58,212 --> 00:58:59,491 - Open it up. - You got to be kidding. 776 00:58:59,879 --> 00:59:00,909 I don't kid around. 777 00:59:01,463 --> 00:59:03,749 It's beautiful. 778 00:59:04,338 --> 00:59:04,953 Nice, huh? 779 00:59:05,130 --> 00:59:05,995 What is it? 780 00:59:06,380 --> 00:59:08,205 What is it? A viewer. 781 00:59:08,630 --> 00:59:10,206 Look through here. 782 00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:12,378 Pictures of Hollywood stars. 783 00:59:12,547 --> 00:59:13,411 Bugsy... 784 00:59:13,672 --> 00:59:15,995 it's fantastic. It really is. 785 00:59:16,797 --> 00:59:18,587 If only I could get to Hollywood. 786 00:59:18,839 --> 00:59:19,503 You can. 787 00:59:19,964 --> 00:59:20,628 Sure. 788 00:59:20,798 --> 00:59:21,911 I know, in the front row... 789 00:59:22,089 --> 00:59:23,038 of the Roxy Theatre... 790 00:59:23,215 --> 00:59:24,079 on East 38th Street. 791 00:59:24,256 --> 00:59:26,081 No, really get to Hollywood. 792 00:59:26,548 --> 00:59:27,413 Keep talking. 793 00:59:27,590 --> 00:59:28,869 1.80 for the viewer, right? 794 00:59:29,632 --> 00:59:31,006 10 cents for the hot dogs. 795 00:59:31,965 --> 00:59:34,584 Leaves 198 dollars for... 796 00:59:34,799 --> 00:59:35,414 Surprise me. 797 00:59:35,591 --> 00:59:37,084 - Two tickets. - Two tickets? 798 00:59:37,507 --> 00:59:38,586 How many tickets you need? 799 00:59:38,966 --> 00:59:40,044 Two tickets to the ball game? 800 00:59:40,258 --> 00:59:41,632 To Hollywood, dummy. 801 00:59:42,300 --> 00:59:44,871 This can't be true. Are we really going? 802 00:59:45,050 --> 00:59:46,080 Knock it off. 803 00:59:46,550 --> 00:59:47,415 You're putting me on. 804 00:59:47,883 --> 00:59:48,748 It's the honest truth. 805 00:59:49,342 --> 00:59:50,456 I'm picking them up tomorrow. 806 00:59:50,842 --> 00:59:53,377 Now I better get Fat Sam's car back. 807 00:59:53,676 --> 00:59:54,955 Or I'm not going anywhere. 808 01:00:35,721 --> 01:00:36,634 Is anyone in there? 809 01:00:40,055 --> 01:00:40,670 Hello? 810 01:00:42,347 --> 01:00:42,962 Are you hurt? 811 01:00:46,598 --> 01:00:47,924 Help! Somebody help me, please! 812 01:00:50,181 --> 01:00:51,176 Somebody, please! 813 01:00:51,348 --> 01:00:52,213 Somebody help! 814 01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:54,717 Help me, please! 815 01:01:09,017 --> 01:01:10,295 They take your money? 816 01:01:14,309 --> 01:01:16,134 Yeah. Nearly 200 dollars. 817 01:01:16,767 --> 01:01:19,172 Thanks anyway for helping me. 818 01:01:19,601 --> 01:01:20,300 It was nothing. 819 01:01:21,184 --> 01:01:23,056 - You must be a boxer, right? - No. 820 01:01:23,643 --> 01:01:25,266 - You're not? - No. 821 01:01:25,601 --> 01:01:27,142 Best punching I ever saw. 822 01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:29,224 - Ever been coached? - No. 823 01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:31,723 - Ever thought of taking it up? - No. 824 01:01:32,435 --> 01:01:34,473 Why not? You could be a champion. 825 01:01:35,102 --> 01:01:37,851 - Never had the chance. - I know who could help you. 826 01:01:38,019 --> 01:01:40,056 - You know Cagey Joe? - No. 827 01:01:40,602 --> 01:01:42,973 - You must know Slugger's Gym? - No. 828 01:01:43,686 --> 01:01:46,353 - You don't know much, do you? - Nope. 829 01:01:47,103 --> 01:01:48,134 What's your name? 830 01:01:48,353 --> 01:01:50,179 Smith, Leroy Smith. 831 01:01:50,645 --> 01:01:52,766 I'm Bugsy Malone. Put it there. 832 01:01:53,437 --> 01:01:54,681 You got yourself a manager. 833 01:01:56,062 --> 01:01:58,432 - Know the first thing I'm gonna do? - No. 834 01:01:58,605 --> 01:02:01,224 Treat you to one heck of a meal. 835 01:02:01,438 --> 01:02:04,353 - Thought they took all your dough. - Who needs money? 836 01:03:07,444 --> 01:03:09,648 Look at this, O'Dreary. 837 01:03:12,403 --> 01:03:14,559 You cracked it this time, Captain. 838 01:03:15,028 --> 01:03:16,735 Get the plaster. We'll take a mold. 839 01:03:17,070 --> 01:03:18,349 Come on, get the plaster. 840 01:03:19,362 --> 01:03:23,225 Careful. Up a bit. 841 01:03:23,612 --> 01:03:27,856 Left a bit. 842 01:03:28,196 --> 01:03:28,942 Come on, hurry up. 843 01:03:29,237 --> 01:03:31,856 Hold it straight. Be careful. 844 01:03:39,113 --> 01:03:40,357 You idiots! 845 01:03:44,072 --> 01:03:45,103 Hello. What? 846 01:03:45,406 --> 01:03:48,902 They got the still. The whole lot's gone. 847 01:03:49,282 --> 01:03:52,777 Not the sarsaparilla racket, too. Get round here now. 848 01:03:53,115 --> 01:03:54,608 - I can't, boss. - Why not? 849 01:03:55,157 --> 01:03:56,070 I'm all tied up. 850 01:03:56,407 --> 01:03:58,730 I don't care if you're busy. Get here right away. 851 01:03:59,907 --> 01:04:04,067 Careful, you idiots. 852 01:04:04,533 --> 01:04:05,397 O'Dreary. 853 01:04:05,783 --> 01:04:06,399 Don't worry... 854 01:04:06,575 --> 01:04:09,277 we'll break you out at headquarters. 855 01:04:21,534 --> 01:04:24,616 - Hi, Bugsy. How you been? - Swell, Cagey Joe. 856 01:04:25,118 --> 01:04:27,951 I'd like you to meet the next heavyweight champion. 857 01:04:28,118 --> 01:04:29,694 Leroy, meet Cagey Joe. 858 01:04:29,952 --> 01:04:32,322 Cagey Joe, this is Leroy Smith. 859 01:04:32,743 --> 01:04:35,362 - Ever been in the ring before? - No. 860 01:04:36,077 --> 01:04:38,115 - So you wanna be a fighter? - No. 861 01:04:38,286 --> 01:04:40,573 Sure he does. He's a natural. 862 01:04:41,036 --> 01:04:41,984 Look at those fists. 863 01:04:42,286 --> 01:04:43,448 Did you ever see such fists? 864 01:04:44,036 --> 01:04:44,652 Hit it, Leroy. 865 01:04:47,620 --> 01:04:49,327 You see? A born champion. 866 01:04:49,954 --> 01:04:50,901 What's your name again? 867 01:04:51,245 --> 01:04:53,035 Smith. Leroy Smith. 868 01:04:53,329 --> 01:04:55,818 With your help... 869 01:04:56,121 --> 01:04:57,578 he could be champion in no time. 870 01:05:07,789 --> 01:05:09,779 So you wanna be a boxer... 871 01:05:10,206 --> 01:05:11,580 in the golden ring. 872 01:05:12,539 --> 01:05:14,577 Can you punch like a train? 873 01:05:14,873 --> 01:05:16,034 Tell me just one thing... 874 01:05:16,664 --> 01:05:19,746 can you move like a hummingbird's wing? 875 01:05:20,123 --> 01:05:21,118 Oh, that's fast! 876 01:05:21,290 --> 01:05:24,324 Can you bob, can you weave? 877 01:05:25,207 --> 01:05:27,079 Well, you might as well quit... 878 01:05:27,541 --> 01:05:28,785 if you haven't got it. 879 01:05:31,082 --> 01:05:34,413 So you wanna be a boxer, can you pass the test? 880 01:05:35,625 --> 01:05:38,955 I can tell if you got it, I've trained the best. 881 01:05:40,250 --> 01:05:44,030 When you work and sweat like a buzz saw... 882 01:05:44,208 --> 01:05:45,488 and you near lose your mind... 883 01:05:45,667 --> 01:05:47,492 when you find out your boy has a glass jaw. 884 01:05:48,334 --> 01:05:49,578 So you might as well quit... 885 01:05:50,543 --> 01:05:51,822 if you haven't got it. 886 01:05:53,793 --> 01:05:55,748 Put him in the ring, look at what you've found... 887 01:05:56,002 --> 01:05:57,032 we can use the fun... 888 01:05:57,210 --> 01:05:57,956 pushing him around. 889 01:05:58,126 --> 01:05:59,668 We'll show him the ropes... 890 01:06:00,377 --> 01:06:02,083 and destroy his hopes... 891 01:06:03,002 --> 01:06:03,950 put him in the ring... 892 01:06:04,128 --> 01:06:06,332 let him feel the sting... 893 01:06:06,502 --> 01:06:07,202 we can make him dance... 894 01:06:07,378 --> 01:06:08,870 we'll pound him to bits... 895 01:06:09,545 --> 01:06:12,993 then he'll call it quits. 896 01:06:16,503 --> 01:06:18,376 Come on, Leroy. 897 01:06:21,838 --> 01:06:25,369 So you wanna be a boxer, wanna be the champ... 898 01:06:26,546 --> 01:06:30,243 there's a golden boy inside you, not a punchy tramp... 899 01:06:30,630 --> 01:06:33,628 if you listen and you learn, there's an honor you can earn... 900 01:06:35,171 --> 01:06:38,289 when you see the crown, you're a king, not a clown. 901 01:06:39,214 --> 01:06:40,493 But you might as well quit... 902 01:06:41,464 --> 01:06:42,744 if you haven't got it. 903 01:06:44,673 --> 01:06:46,664 Put him in the ring, something new to punch... 904 01:06:46,965 --> 01:06:48,872 let me have a swing... 905 01:06:49,048 --> 01:06:50,457 then we'll go to lunch... 906 01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:52,839 then he'll get the drift. 907 01:06:53,841 --> 01:06:55,796 Put him in the ring, chicken � la carte... 908 01:06:56,174 --> 01:06:58,046 let me have a wing, tearing him apart. 909 01:06:58,216 --> 01:06:59,673 The chicken will crow... 910 01:07:00,299 --> 01:07:03,665 let me have him, Joe. 911 01:07:22,468 --> 01:07:23,131 He's got it. 912 01:07:24,427 --> 01:07:26,583 You sure this is going to work? 913 01:07:26,885 --> 01:07:29,552 Sure. Looks like a splurge gun. 914 01:07:29,927 --> 01:07:30,543 Doesn't it? 915 01:07:30,802 --> 01:07:34,749 - Sort of. - Nonsense. 916 01:07:35,053 --> 01:07:38,383 Anything Dandy Dan can do, I can do better. 917 01:07:39,594 --> 01:07:40,543 Are you ready? 918 01:07:40,928 --> 01:07:41,544 Ready. 919 01:07:43,637 --> 01:07:44,715 Don't do that! 920 01:07:44,886 --> 01:07:45,799 Sorry, boss. 921 01:07:46,179 --> 01:07:47,126 All right, take aim. 922 01:07:50,179 --> 01:07:50,795 Ready. 923 01:07:55,388 --> 01:07:56,003 Get set. 924 01:07:58,555 --> 01:07:59,171 Fire. 925 01:08:04,264 --> 01:08:04,879 Missed! 926 01:08:05,555 --> 01:08:07,297 Back to the drawing board. 927 01:08:09,597 --> 01:08:10,344 Knuckles! 928 01:08:11,014 --> 01:08:12,009 Knuckles, speak to me. 929 01:08:12,181 --> 01:08:12,796 Knuckles. 930 01:08:25,766 --> 01:08:28,336 It's all your fault, hear me? 931 01:08:49,518 --> 01:08:50,134 Hello? 932 01:08:52,102 --> 01:08:54,139 Not the grocery racket, too? 933 01:08:55,935 --> 01:08:56,551 Yeah. 934 01:08:57,894 --> 01:09:01,888 That's the whole empire gone. Hear me? Everything. 935 01:09:02,269 --> 01:09:03,678 They'll be coming here next. 936 01:09:04,269 --> 01:09:05,348 There's only one thing for it. 937 01:09:05,936 --> 01:09:08,010 You have to get him to help me. 938 01:09:08,519 --> 01:09:09,682 Who? The Lone Ranger? 939 01:09:10,561 --> 01:09:14,425 No, Bugsy Malone. Call him. 940 01:09:17,437 --> 01:09:21,597 I'm in trouble, and all I got for company is a female comedienne. 941 01:09:22,146 --> 01:09:24,303 I'm in trouble, bad trouble. 942 01:09:25,730 --> 01:09:26,345 Is he there? 943 01:09:27,521 --> 01:09:28,801 No. There's no answer. 944 01:09:29,855 --> 01:09:31,597 Then get him to me poysanally. 945 01:09:32,355 --> 01:09:32,971 Personally? 946 01:09:35,064 --> 01:09:37,268 - Poysanally. - Poysanally. 947 01:09:42,814 --> 01:09:43,893 So long, lover boy. 948 01:10:10,067 --> 01:10:11,525 I like men at my feet. 949 01:10:12,025 --> 01:10:13,353 What you doing here? 950 01:10:13,943 --> 01:10:14,973 I brought you a message. 951 01:10:15,692 --> 01:10:17,234 What's wrong with Western Union? 952 01:10:17,693 --> 01:10:19,150 Thought you'd like the company. 953 01:10:20,943 --> 01:10:22,732 I'll buy you a drink. 954 01:10:22,985 --> 01:10:23,601 Where? 955 01:10:24,527 --> 01:10:25,605 How about Fat Sam's? 956 01:10:26,027 --> 01:10:28,018 Won't he be there? 957 01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:29,060 He sure will. 958 01:10:29,486 --> 01:10:31,311 Maybe I'll stay home. 959 01:10:32,195 --> 01:10:33,984 Don't flatter yourself... 960 01:10:34,153 --> 01:10:35,101 it's him that wants to see you. 961 01:10:35,778 --> 01:10:36,393 Come on. 962 01:10:37,028 --> 01:10:38,935 Before your suspenders strangle you. 963 01:11:01,447 --> 01:11:03,604 Quit whistling, it makes me edgy. 964 01:11:03,864 --> 01:11:04,479 Yes, boss. 965 01:11:06,614 --> 01:11:08,652 - Pour me a double on the rocks. - Sure, boss. 966 01:11:16,698 --> 01:11:18,819 What's funny? You find me amusing? 967 01:11:19,032 --> 01:11:21,699 I wasn't smiling at you. 968 01:11:21,865 --> 01:11:22,612 Honest, I wasn't. 969 01:11:22,782 --> 01:11:24,240 You find my suit funny? 970 01:11:24,407 --> 01:11:25,023 No, boss. 971 01:11:25,283 --> 01:11:26,029 It was your flower. 972 01:11:27,992 --> 01:11:30,231 Yeah, it is kinda droopy. 973 01:11:30,616 --> 01:11:31,529 Yeah, a little. 974 01:11:32,367 --> 01:11:33,824 In fact, it's very droopy. 975 01:11:34,492 --> 01:11:35,866 Very droopy, boss. 976 01:11:37,117 --> 01:11:38,065 Hold it a minute. 977 01:11:38,783 --> 01:11:39,814 It needs some water. 978 01:11:41,992 --> 01:11:43,817 Don't ever laugh at me again... 979 01:11:44,076 --> 01:11:45,569 or I'll ram that smile down your throat. 980 01:11:45,951 --> 01:11:49,566 I'm Fat Sam, don't forget that. Number one man, Mr. Big. 981 01:11:49,826 --> 01:11:52,031 Always have been, always will be. Now get out. 982 01:11:58,077 --> 01:12:00,281 Careful, the floor is wet. 983 01:12:09,079 --> 01:12:09,694 Hi, honey. 984 01:12:10,745 --> 01:12:11,361 Here he is. 985 01:12:11,662 --> 01:12:12,859 Hey, Bugsy. 986 01:12:13,078 --> 01:12:13,825 How you doing, Sam? 987 01:12:14,496 --> 01:12:15,988 Glad to see you. 988 01:12:19,205 --> 01:12:19,868 Pull up a chair. 989 01:12:20,038 --> 01:12:20,985 Fix him a drink. 990 01:12:21,329 --> 01:12:23,285 A special on the rocks. 991 01:12:25,205 --> 01:12:26,283 What can I do for you? 992 01:12:26,455 --> 01:12:27,070 Bugsy... 993 01:12:27,330 --> 01:12:27,946 I'm in a jam. 994 01:12:28,789 --> 01:12:33,328 Dandy Dan's gonna take over my organization. 995 01:12:33,914 --> 01:12:34,945 You still got this. 996 01:12:35,122 --> 01:12:38,037 If Dan gets his way, I won't have a dime. 997 01:12:41,165 --> 01:12:43,488 Can you leave us alone? This is men's talk. 998 01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:46,077 That's all right, I'm unshockable. 999 01:12:46,290 --> 01:12:47,155 Go fix your make-up. 1000 01:12:47,540 --> 01:12:48,819 I've already fixed it. 1001 01:12:49,124 --> 01:12:51,363 Then go make yourself look more beautiful. 1002 01:12:52,540 --> 01:12:54,034 You know that's impossible. 1003 01:12:54,666 --> 01:12:55,614 Anything's possible. 1004 01:12:57,208 --> 01:12:59,116 I'll go and manicure my gloves. 1005 01:13:04,375 --> 01:13:06,531 Bugsy, believe me... 1006 01:13:06,917 --> 01:13:09,536 my gang's gone. My business is in ruins. 1007 01:13:10,168 --> 01:13:11,494 My friends don't wanna know me. 1008 01:13:12,168 --> 01:13:12,784 I'm a wreck. 1009 01:13:13,376 --> 01:13:16,161 In short, I need your help. 1010 01:13:16,751 --> 01:13:17,367 Why me? 1011 01:13:17,752 --> 01:13:21,532 'Cause you've got brains, not pretzels. 1012 01:13:22,752 --> 01:13:24,493 No, it's not my line. 1013 01:13:32,587 --> 01:13:33,451 400 dollars. 1014 01:13:35,045 --> 01:13:35,790 Do we have a deal? 1015 01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:37,536 Hello? 1016 01:13:39,087 --> 01:13:41,042 Bugsy, it's for you. 1017 01:13:41,587 --> 01:13:42,582 I think it's Blousey. 1018 01:13:43,879 --> 01:13:44,494 You got a deal. 1019 01:13:45,795 --> 01:13:47,621 Hold on, he won't be a second. 1020 01:13:49,421 --> 01:13:50,369 See you, Bugsy. 1021 01:13:53,255 --> 01:13:54,036 Hello, Blousey. 1022 01:13:54,546 --> 01:13:55,459 What are you doing there? 1023 01:13:55,755 --> 01:13:56,370 Just business. 1024 01:13:56,756 --> 01:13:57,537 With Tallulah? 1025 01:13:58,005 --> 01:13:59,546 No, with Fat Sam. 1026 01:14:00,047 --> 01:14:00,959 Did you get the tickets? 1027 01:14:01,256 --> 01:14:03,826 No, you see... 1028 01:14:04,006 --> 01:14:05,000 You promised me. 1029 01:14:05,173 --> 01:14:05,788 I know. 1030 01:14:06,006 --> 01:14:07,878 But Hollywood can wait, can't it? 1031 01:14:08,131 --> 01:14:10,417 You had no intention of taking me to Hollywood! 1032 01:14:10,590 --> 01:14:14,038 I do! But there's something I've got to do first. 1033 01:14:14,507 --> 01:14:15,834 You promised me. 1034 01:14:16,298 --> 01:14:19,498 Trust me. I can't talk now. I'll call you. 1035 01:14:20,507 --> 01:14:24,418 Only a fool... 1036 01:14:24,592 --> 01:14:28,585 like fools before me... 1037 01:14:29,383 --> 01:14:36,543 I always think with my heart. 1038 01:14:37,843 --> 01:14:41,671 Only a fool... 1039 01:14:41,926 --> 01:14:45,967 that same old story... 1040 01:14:46,885 --> 01:14:53,463 seems I was born for the part. 1041 01:14:53,636 --> 01:14:57,464 It's a lesson that I've learned... 1042 01:14:58,011 --> 01:15:02,752 and a page I should have turned. 1043 01:15:03,803 --> 01:15:10,678 I shouldn't cry, but I do. 1044 01:15:10,846 --> 01:15:15,005 Like an ordinary fool... 1045 01:15:15,179 --> 01:15:21,094 when her ordinary dreams fall through. 1046 01:15:29,723 --> 01:15:37,627 How many times have I mistaken... 1047 01:15:38,848 --> 01:15:39,926 What can you see? 1048 01:15:47,016 --> 01:15:55,217 How many times have I mistaken... 1049 01:15:55,641 --> 01:16:02,349 love songs and laughs for the blues. 1050 01:16:02,892 --> 01:16:06,933 When a road I've walked before... 1051 01:16:07,267 --> 01:16:11,890 ends alone at my door... 1052 01:16:13,143 --> 01:16:19,674 I shouldn't cry, but I do... 1053 01:16:19,852 --> 01:16:28,848 when my ordinary dreams fall through. 1054 01:16:33,395 --> 01:16:35,054 - Splurge guns! - Where? 1055 01:16:35,478 --> 01:16:38,050 In the crates. Look what it says on the truck. 1056 01:16:38,229 --> 01:16:38,845 I can't. 1057 01:16:39,062 --> 01:16:39,843 Can't you read? 1058 01:16:40,228 --> 01:16:42,765 Sure. But I'm short- sighted. What's it say? 1059 01:16:43,230 --> 01:16:46,310 It says: Splurge Imports Incorporated. 1060 01:16:46,979 --> 01:16:49,053 Dock 17, East River. 1061 01:16:49,646 --> 01:16:51,803 - Must be where the guns are. - Right. 1062 01:16:54,314 --> 01:16:54,929 Look out! 1063 01:16:55,105 --> 01:16:58,187 It's a lesson that I've learned... 1064 01:16:58,397 --> 01:17:03,387 and a page I should have turned... 1065 01:17:03,773 --> 01:17:10,564 I shouldn't cry but I do... 1066 01:17:10,898 --> 01:17:15,106 like an ordinary fool... 1067 01:17:15,315 --> 01:17:23,269 when her ordinary dreams fall through. 1068 01:17:27,692 --> 01:17:29,019 Blousey, miss your train? 1069 01:17:29,192 --> 01:17:30,851 What have I done? Bugsy let you down? 1070 01:17:31,775 --> 01:17:33,351 The broad needs her head testing. 1071 01:17:33,526 --> 01:17:34,520 You better believe it. 1072 01:17:37,234 --> 01:17:38,147 Oh, yeah. 1073 01:17:38,485 --> 01:17:40,356 Can I have my job back? 1074 01:17:40,985 --> 01:17:44,599 Sure, the more the merrier. Go right in. 1075 01:17:46,402 --> 01:17:47,516 Hi, Blousey. 1076 01:17:48,110 --> 01:17:48,774 Hi, Blousey. 1077 01:17:49,902 --> 01:17:52,142 Ever see a broad carry a torch so high? 1078 01:17:53,027 --> 01:17:55,314 Yeah, the Statue of Liberty. 1079 01:18:07,279 --> 01:18:08,392 This must be the place. 1080 01:18:10,779 --> 01:18:11,857 Two guards on the door. 1081 01:18:12,696 --> 01:18:13,442 Two on the roof. 1082 01:18:14,112 --> 01:18:14,942 Two on the pier. 1083 01:18:15,780 --> 01:18:17,687 - What we gonna do? - Go home? 1084 01:18:17,904 --> 01:18:19,018 There must be a way in. 1085 01:18:19,322 --> 01:18:20,980 Don't be stupid. We'll never get... 1086 01:18:21,155 --> 01:18:21,819 past them. 1087 01:18:22,738 --> 01:18:24,729 You're right. Let's go. 1088 01:18:27,197 --> 01:18:28,738 What we gonna do, Leroy? 1089 01:18:29,947 --> 01:18:31,145 We need more men. 1090 01:18:32,114 --> 01:18:33,572 We need an army. 1091 01:18:34,114 --> 01:18:35,821 No armies around here. 1092 01:18:35,990 --> 01:18:36,605 Yeah, I know. 1093 01:18:44,199 --> 01:18:45,229 Hang on a minute. 1094 01:19:06,243 --> 01:19:11,363 Don't complain about the way your life has wound up... 1095 01:19:14,493 --> 01:19:19,945 think of all the time you waste, and time's a precious thing... 1096 01:19:22,536 --> 01:19:27,905 sure you've hit the bottom, but remember you're building up... 1097 01:19:30,828 --> 01:19:35,700 every day's another step that takes you closer to the sky... 1098 01:19:36,079 --> 01:19:38,283 so give it a try. 1099 01:19:46,954 --> 01:19:52,454 Don't be depressed about the way luck deceived you... 1100 01:19:55,205 --> 01:19:57,279 fortune sailed away, you missed the boat... 1101 01:19:57,456 --> 01:20:00,371 and found you'd been left behind. 1102 01:20:00,623 --> 01:20:01,866 What's the matter with you? 1103 01:20:03,373 --> 01:20:08,611 Fight and fight some more, till the world receives you... 1104 01:20:11,374 --> 01:20:16,576 Lady Luck is fickle, but a lady can change her mind. 1105 01:20:19,583 --> 01:20:21,041 Come on, guys, who's with me? 1106 01:20:21,208 --> 01:20:22,238 No! 1107 01:20:22,458 --> 01:20:23,916 What's the matter with you? 1108 01:20:24,583 --> 01:20:25,578 All right, here's somebody. 1109 01:20:25,917 --> 01:20:26,782 Me too. 1110 01:20:26,958 --> 01:20:28,581 What about the rest of you? 1111 01:20:28,751 --> 01:20:29,580 And you? 1112 01:20:30,376 --> 01:20:30,991 Why not? 1113 01:20:33,042 --> 01:20:33,659 Come on. 1114 01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:37,365 Don't sit around complaining... 1115 01:20:37,543 --> 01:20:40,292 about how your life's wound up... 1116 01:20:42,919 --> 01:20:48,370 be a man, you can't be certain you'll lose till you try. 1117 01:21:06,462 --> 01:21:12,081 Don't sit around complaining about how your life's wound up... 1118 01:21:14,213 --> 01:21:17,626 you can't be certain you'll lose... 1119 01:21:17,797 --> 01:21:19,456 till you try. 1120 01:21:19,755 --> 01:21:22,042 So give it a try. 1121 01:21:22,714 --> 01:21:23,993 - Is everybody with me? - Yeah! 1122 01:21:24,922 --> 01:21:25,539 Come on. 1123 01:21:55,134 --> 01:21:56,164 There they are. 1124 01:21:56,467 --> 01:21:57,332 This is what we'll do. 1125 01:21:58,176 --> 01:21:58,922 Get Baby Face. 1126 01:21:59,092 --> 01:21:59,708 Get Baby Face. 1127 01:22:14,635 --> 01:22:15,251 Get Baby Face. 1128 01:22:16,802 --> 01:22:18,876 I'm Baby Face. What am I saying? 1129 01:22:19,344 --> 01:22:20,458 I gotta have courage. 1130 01:22:20,886 --> 01:22:22,427 Give this to Baby Face. 1131 01:22:22,761 --> 01:22:24,717 Big courage. 1132 01:22:24,928 --> 01:22:25,710 Give it to Baby Face. 1133 01:22:28,179 --> 01:22:29,719 Thanks. Just what I need. 1134 01:22:30,012 --> 01:22:31,635 Okay, you know what to do. 1135 01:22:32,179 --> 01:22:33,092 I'm scared. 1136 01:22:33,471 --> 01:22:35,011 Will you get out there! 1137 01:22:35,304 --> 01:22:37,211 Yeah, right, get out there. 1138 01:22:38,180 --> 01:22:40,135 I'm a big movie star now. 1139 01:23:18,100 --> 01:23:19,427 Geronimo! 1140 01:23:21,142 --> 01:23:21,758 Get that guy. 1141 01:23:24,725 --> 01:23:25,590 Dummies. 1142 01:23:26,392 --> 01:23:27,885 Come back here. 1143 01:23:48,978 --> 01:23:50,849 Come on, open the boxes. 1144 01:24:12,897 --> 01:24:16,179 My name is Tallulah, my first rule of thumb... 1145 01:24:16,355 --> 01:24:18,145 Stop fooling around. 1146 01:24:18,564 --> 01:24:19,393 Sorry, Bugsy. 1147 01:24:21,522 --> 01:24:24,639 I don't have to tell you how important this is. 1148 01:24:25,190 --> 01:24:28,970 This is gonna take the lid off City Hall. 1149 01:24:29,565 --> 01:24:31,769 - This is the big one. - The big one. 1150 01:24:32,023 --> 01:24:33,730 The shake-down. 1151 01:24:33,940 --> 01:24:35,598 The shake-down. 1152 01:24:35,982 --> 01:24:37,973 The pay-off. 1153 01:24:38,983 --> 01:24:39,895 The pay off. 1154 01:24:40,524 --> 01:24:41,389 It's got to be good. 1155 01:24:42,149 --> 01:24:44,768 It's got to be good, it's got to be neat... 1156 01:24:44,983 --> 01:24:46,441 Quit repeating everything! 1157 01:24:48,775 --> 01:24:49,770 You shouldn't have any trouble. 1158 01:24:51,108 --> 01:24:54,391 Just Fat Sam and a few dance hall girls. 1159 01:24:56,525 --> 01:24:58,481 Good luck and off we go. 1160 01:24:59,859 --> 01:25:01,187 Three cheers for Dandy Dan. 1161 01:25:01,443 --> 01:25:02,983 - Hip, hip! - Hooray! 1162 01:25:03,276 --> 01:25:04,686 - Hip, hip! - Hooray! 1163 01:25:05,026 --> 01:25:06,435 - Hip, hip! - Hooray! 1164 01:25:06,610 --> 01:25:08,317 Too kind, guys. 1165 01:25:43,363 --> 01:25:44,773 Jelly, Jelly, open up! 1166 01:25:47,030 --> 01:25:48,358 They're here! 1167 01:25:52,031 --> 01:25:54,022 Just act normal. 1168 01:25:54,739 --> 01:25:55,734 Get to work. 1169 01:25:56,573 --> 01:25:57,900 Girls, off you go. 1170 01:25:58,448 --> 01:26:00,154 Razzmatazz, let's hear some music. 1171 01:26:16,866 --> 01:26:18,904 Okay, this is our moment. 1172 01:26:19,784 --> 01:26:22,024 Keep a cool head and keep those fingers pumping. 1173 01:26:22,825 --> 01:26:25,397 Remember, you'll be writing history. 1174 01:26:29,284 --> 01:26:30,742 Fat Sam ain't humble... 1175 01:26:31,035 --> 01:26:33,191 but it's your home sweet home... 1176 01:26:33,409 --> 01:26:34,653 plans are made here... 1177 01:26:37,202 --> 01:26:38,576 Okay, everybody, freeze. 1178 01:26:39,786 --> 01:26:41,527 Let them have it. 1179 01:27:35,166 --> 01:27:36,113 Amazing scenes... 1180 01:27:36,291 --> 01:27:38,163 have been reported on the lower East side. 1181 01:27:38,999 --> 01:27:41,074 It's been a frightful bad show. 1182 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,327 So, this is show business? 1183 01:28:24,003 --> 01:28:29,752 We could've been anything we wanted... 1184 01:28:31,629 --> 01:28:35,575 and it's not too late to change... 1185 01:28:38,921 --> 01:28:42,537 I'd be delighted... 1186 01:28:42,713 --> 01:28:44,206 to give it some thought... 1187 01:28:45,839 --> 01:28:49,536 maybe you'll agree that we really ought... 1188 01:28:52,506 --> 01:28:56,797 We could've been anything we wanted... 1189 01:28:58,465 --> 01:29:01,748 that decision is ours... 1190 01:29:04,049 --> 01:29:08,292 it's been decided, we're weaker divided... 1191 01:29:09,174 --> 01:29:12,505 let friendship double our powers. 1192 01:29:16,175 --> 01:29:19,754 We could've been anything we wanted... 1193 01:29:20,968 --> 01:29:23,503 and I'm not saying we should... 1194 01:29:25,676 --> 01:29:29,373 but if we tried it... 1195 01:29:30,718 --> 01:29:31,998 we could be the best... 1196 01:29:32,177 --> 01:29:34,250 at being good guys. 1197 01:29:34,593 --> 01:29:36,086 Flowers of the earth... 1198 01:29:36,802 --> 01:29:38,674 who can guess how much... 1199 01:29:38,844 --> 01:29:41,000 a real friend is worth. 1200 01:29:41,261 --> 01:29:43,252 Good guys... 1201 01:29:43,428 --> 01:29:45,169 shake an open hand... 1202 01:29:45,845 --> 01:29:47,634 maybe we'll be trusting... 1203 01:29:47,803 --> 01:29:49,793 if we try to understand. 1204 01:29:50,636 --> 01:29:51,880 No doubt about it... 1205 01:29:52,054 --> 01:29:54,092 it must be worthwhile... 1206 01:29:55,095 --> 01:29:58,129 friends tend to make you smile. 1207 01:30:01,554 --> 01:30:03,130 We could've been anything... 1208 01:30:03,305 --> 01:30:05,461 that we wanted to be. 1209 01:30:05,972 --> 01:30:09,053 That decision is ours. 1210 01:30:10,431 --> 01:30:11,840 It's been decided... 1211 01:30:12,138 --> 01:30:14,094 we're weaker divided... 1212 01:30:14,847 --> 01:30:17,845 let friendship double our powers. 1213 01:30:20,889 --> 01:30:25,879 You give a little love and it all comes back to you. 1214 01:30:29,140 --> 01:30:34,296 You know you'll be remembered for the things you say and do. 1215 01:30:38,266 --> 01:30:41,679 You give a little love and it all comes back to you. 1216 01:30:46,934 --> 01:30:51,426 You'll be remembered for the things you say and do. 1217 01:30:55,435 --> 01:31:00,057 You give a little love and it all comes back to you. 1218 01:31:03,310 --> 01:31:08,383 You'll be remembered for the things you say and do. 1219 01:31:12,269 --> 01:31:13,810 You give a little love... 1220 01:31:13,978 --> 01:31:16,762 and it all comes back to you.

Bugsy Malone (1976)

Bugsy Malone (1976)

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